Tuesday, December 2, 2008

60 things girls need to understand about guys!!!!

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.11. Guys get jealous easily.12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.17. Guys are very open about themselves.18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.23. Guys will brag about anything.24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he'stoo-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."37. Guys don't really have final decisions.38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of us.52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.53. We love it when girls talk about there ass.54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy , like whether it's a one time deal or not .55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to. It may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours.56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually.57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it, it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that after you let him know a couple times.60. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

A list of 51 different things that girls wish guys knew,my girlfriend suggests

A list of 51 different things that girls wish guys knew1. When you see a girl with huge knockers, do not go "Damn!" and then laugh appreciatively to yourself - we can hear you. 2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models. 4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 5. There is no such thing as too much spooning. 6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D. 7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care. 8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint. 9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary. 10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on. 11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we shave, you shave (and not just your face). 12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite. 13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not. 14. Eye contact is key. 15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do. 16. Laugh at our jokes. 17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty. 18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers. 19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real. 20. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding .. we ALWAYS win 21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so. 22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way. 23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! Ever!24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month. Come on guys...most of you have more PMS then us girls..25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car. I know it seems like a lot but is it that hard?26. We love surprises! 27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue. 28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most. 29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER! 30. Clean your room before we come over. 31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity plus we do the same for you. 32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor. 33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are. 34. Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don't, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again 35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight. AKA don't be an ass36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!" 37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion. 38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend. 39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right. 40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough!!!!! 41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays. 42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman. 43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too--all chicks have feelings. 44. Silent treatment + shoulder shrugs + tears + yelling + nasty looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG! 45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware. 46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone. 47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot. 48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it. 49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you...eventually we always catch you. 50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends knows everything about you. 51. Don't Make Promises You Can't Keep (Thanks to Katie Brown, good idea to add this one.)#52 - Don't tell your girl "I saw "this thing" that you would have loved and I was going to buy it for you..." or " I was going to buy you "fill in the blank"... but then didn't for whatever reason. If you didn't buy it we don't want to hear about it, all that does is create disppointment. Either buy it or shut up about it.53. A quote from Sex and the City submitted by MollyAdam: Well then c'mon....give me a BJ. Up and down a couple of times; you're done....its easy!!Samantha: Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there; Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex and all the while bopping up and down, moaning, and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey....they dont call it a job for nothing!!SO TRUE!!!!