Katharine McPhee Wants You To Look Her In The Eyes.A perfect Tease

Katharine McPhee has excellent taste in dresses. When a girl wears a nice dress like Miss Katharine’s she has no expectations of you whatsoever. All she wants is for you to look and drool. But you can’t touch. That’s a no-no. So why do women torture us with their sex appeal? Because they know they can. But the joke is on them because what they don’t know is that we know that they know they can tease us. So we, in essence, have the upper hand. The key to this madness is to continue to act stupid, hit on them every chance you get, get hammered, make fools of ourselves and stare at their goodies whenever they give you the opportunity. This way chicks will continue to flaunt their stuff thinking that we are all just morons who can’t think of anything else. We can discuss politics, the economy, world hunger and saving the environment in our private lunchrooms. As long as we act like Homer Simpson’s much dumber brother when we are in public we’ll be just fine and girls will continue to wear dresses like Katharine’s. And when Mr. Busy Hands comes out after you 15th cocktail, you will get away with much more because chicks will assume you are as dumb as a post…