Monday, October 6, 2008

Jennifer Aniston loves wearing bikinis







Whoever cast Jennifer Aniston in Marley & Me is my new Jesus. The film is shooting in Miami where Jennifer is guaranteed to be sporting a bikini at least once a week. This time around she's got a friend with her (red bikini) who I'm 90% positive is John Mayer. In the meantime, some of these pics aren't focused very well, but with boobs, quantity is always better than quality. I mean, who cares if they're in-focus, out-of-focus, sepiatoned, or attached to a trucker named Ralph you met last night at Arby's hundreds of women you meet every day while racing Lamborghinis in a ninja suit.
Thanks to Karl who could find breasts in the lost city of Atlantis.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jen tie up your bikini top straps and show some cleavage! Your breasts look awful when you don't tie your straps.

Anonymous said...

yipes, THE Karl, Fish??

i guess his *Wang* is his detectometer to boobs ...

Anonymous said...

, I do hope we start to see dear Jennifer in more important roles instead of just these bikini shots. Would be a real shame if that's all she becomes known for as she ages and aging well if I may add.

Her popularity from Friends vaulted her to a spotlight I do not think she's ever been able to handle, a small town girl in small town roles. That's not to say she wasn't good in Office Space but lately she's been in very little.

Here's a cheer from me to you Jennifer. Hope things turn around for you!

Randal

Anonymous said...

Jennifer really puts a lot of work into all this. First she uses all her extra time - you know, all the free time she has because she's too self-centered, neurotic, and bitchy to be able to maintain a relationship - into working out, so she can be one of those older woman hardbodies. I'm sure nothing jiggles, but also nothing bounces either. Then, just in case she won't look hot enough by herself, she convinces a seahag friend to put on a bikini and be photographed in the same shot, to provide extreme contrast. What a cold-blooded bitch.

Anonymous said...

think that every time i see her bikini pics. I mean get a FLATTERING strapless if you are so afraid of tan lines, she has decent boobs but squashing them like that is horrible looking.

I gotta say I'm not a fan, but her body is tight, she looks great! I bet Skange doesn't look half that good in a bathing suit, what with her boniness, giant veins, sickly paler, stick arms and legs and stretched out pregnancy belly. Seriously guys and girl whop would you rather be right now, miss than lying on the beach in Hawaii looking tanned and toned or a pregnancy water retaining pretentious mother of four with one on the way.

And don’t you go saying Angie’s a great humanitarian and all that shit, humanitarian don’t have limo drivers and $10,000 purses. NO ONE in Hollywood is a good person but at least this bitch is having fun and being honest about her champagne and caviar lifestyle.