trouble in the paradise of lindsay and ronson

Talk of Trouble and Public Tiffs Hits Lindsay and Sam

Posted Nov. 24, 2008 The good news is that the tabloids are treating Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson like any other Hollywood couple. The bad news is the inevitable rift rumors have begun. On the heels of the flour-bombed starlet's declaration to Harper's Bazaar that her DJ inamorata is "a wonderful person and I love her very much," the pair is being accused of bickering all over the world. According to the London Daily Mirror, the joined-at-the-hip honeys had a tiff Thursday night at the ridiculously opulent and star-packed kickoff party for the Atlantis resort in Dubai. Lindsay, 22, was allegedly miffed because she felt Ronson, 31, who had been hired to DJ at the $20 million shindig, was focused more on her tune-spinning than on her. The paper claims the underemployed actress "collapsed in a heap before storming angrily" to the DJ booth as the bash wound down. "How many more songs were you going to play?" Lohan is said to have hollered. "How long does it take to pack? It takes five minutes. PACK!" At that point, designer Matthew Williamson purportedly popped up to play amateur mediator, saying, "Now Sam, you speak first, then Lindsay, it's your turn." Sam and Lindsay are spotted in London on Nov. 19. (©Retna Ltd.) This is the latest report of squabbling between the squeezes to surface, with similar tales emerging from their recent stops in London and New York. They're "fighting like cats and dogs," a source tattles to the New York Post. "They fight every day, screaming, crying and yelling at each other. Sam and Lindsay are still very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it. She deals with Lindsay every day. And every day for Sam means questioning, 'Is this worth it?'" Adds another source, "Lindsay is high-maintenance and a lot to deal with. Sam has always dealt with her. But it isn't easy." The paper claims Lohan and Ronson are seeing a couples counselor in order to work through some of their ostensibly "escalating" problems, although a rep for the actress says she knows nothing about the supposed therapy sessions.

Samantha Ronson on the beach with lover babe Lindsay Lohan

Samantha Ronson dropped a bombshell today when she admitted she doesn't work out. Apparently, the folks at People couldn't get enough of Sam's "svelte" figure in a bikini this week. Which leads me to believe they get wet in the pants at the sight of Amy Winehouse - another 12-lines-a-day diet success story:
When asked about the secrets to her slim physique, Ronson, 30, told PEOPLE that less – a lot less – is more: "No gym – well, not in the last five years. All the credit goes to Mom and Dad and their genes!"Not that she doesn't indulge in the occasional cardio activity: "Sprinting through airports to catch flights," Ronson added about her workout "regiment."The deejay even jokes about one of her only vices: Marlboro Reds. "I get winded just reaching for my cigarettes!" she said.
She gets winded reaching for her smokes. God, why are all the good ones gay?

Lindsay Lohan fires back at police 'gay' remark

Lindsay Lohan said Friday that police have no business getting involved in her personal life, a day after the police chief explained that the paparazzi were no longer an issue — in part because the 22-year-old actress had evidently "gone gay."
"Police chiefs shouldn't get involved in everyone else's business when it comes to their personal life. It's inappropriate," Lohan said in a video shot by paparazzi Friday and posted on TMZ.com. In the footage, Lohan and gal pal Samantha Ronson are trekking through the Los Angeles Airport on their way to catch a flight to Chicago.
The day before, Chief William Bratton said the paparazzi have become less of a problem thanks to Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lohan leading more moderate lifestyles.
"If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue," he told KNBC-TV.
Bratton was speaking about his refusal to participate in a meeting held by elected officials Thursday that was called to discuss new laws to curb problem paparazzi.
He called Los Angeles City Councilman Dennis Zine's special session — which was attended by the likes of John Mayer, Eric Roberts and Milo Ventimiglia — "a complete waste of time."
Bratton later called a news conference outside police headquarters to clarify his position on the paparazzi. When asked about the Lohan remark — which followed months of tabloid speculation that Lohan and Ronson, a DJ, are dating — Bratton said his sister is gay and he is a proponent of gay rights.
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