Jennifer Aniston continues her vacation in Los Cabos, Mexico, and she should probably start posing for the paparazzi because, damn, are they getting some unflattering shots. It's almost as if the majority of Jennifer's body is defying age except her stomach. Which obviously gave up and said "Hey, I wanna look like your grandpa."
NOTE: Jennifer Aniston completely making my words a moot point here, and I'm pretty sure that's the entrance to Narnia.
NOTE: Jennifer Aniston completely making my words a moot point here, and I'm pretty sure that's the entrance to Narnia.
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Her time is over.
What guy would possibly want this old fart now? Her biological clock is ticking off and she'll be dry inside soon.
She was too stupid to not let herself knock up by brad back then when she had the chance.
can she please borrow a cup of ass from J-lo or Kim or one of those over-assed gurls? This is like looking at a couple of strings of spaghetti.
What a sad lonely boring life. I love going to the beach to body surf and boogie board and then relax in the sun to dry off. But to just sit in the sun for hours trying to get tanned is boring.
oh please...for her age she looks pretty good, I know most of you all can't say that and we all look better with makeup than without....can you picture Angelina in a bathing suit...she'll look far worst and her butt is wayyyy flat.....
don't care what any of you are saying, she is a sweet piece of ass. Maybe break out the zoom lens and take a few pictures of your hairy asses and try to guess how many ladies are lining up to jump you. So, she's older and not built like a 20 year old but she has got a really nice shape and could fuck the way only an older lady can. Most of those celebrity 20 somethings you are comparing to her would barely notice you were in bed with them since they'd be so wrapped up in themselves.
She's a lady.
THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT COMPARED TO NORMAL WOMEN HER AGE.
THAT BEING SAID, YOU WHITE MEN HAVE JUST A HORRIBLELY HIGH, UNREALISTIC STANDARD OF YOUR WOMEN.
1. YOU EXPECT THEM NOT TO AGE
2. YOU EXPECT THEM NOT TO GET FAT (WHILE YOU DO)
3. YOU EXPECT THEM TO MAINTAIN THE CURVES THEY HAD
WHEN THEY WERE 12 YEARS OLD (E.I, NONE)
WHITE MEN SUCK! YOU GUYS ARE THE REASON WHY THE WORLD IS IN WAR
So she is older and not built like a 20 year old? Have you seen the the US teens and twenty something females? Most of them are 30 pounds or more overweight. I am a MILF/ Couger/ Over 40 hottie and my body is tight and fit because I maintain a healthy life style. Age does not determine how fit a body is; it is the lifestyle. Jen needs to do more activities and less sun bathing to maintain her shape. It looks like Jen relies on eating once a day to maintain her figure but she needs to get more active before everything starts sagging. Jen seems self absorbed and lonely too.
and by the way you bunch of idiots - do any of you recall why she IS possibly lonely? oh right because a home wrecking skank stole her husband! a good guy is hard to find and good for her for not settling until she finds that. unless you've walked even one step in her shoes - stop judging her and leave her the hell alone. none of you are even one tenth as talented or attractive as she is and you're all sitting there on your high horse condemning her? GET A LIFE because GUESS WHAT??? SHE HAS ONE!!!
and over 40 hottie - #1 - what a loser comment to write. you say she is self absorbed yet you just wrote an email tooting your own horn??? are you SERIOUS????
I totally agree with you and just poorly worded my statement. It was more intended to be directed at people comparing Jennifer Aniston to 20 something celebrities that are typically poster children for eating disorders. I didn't mean any offense. I think she is super hot and have a great appreciation for people that are sensible enough to take care of themselves regardless of age. By the way, are you free sometime? You sound like a lady I'd like to talk to for a little while. Let me know.
Has everyone gone crazy? she is sitting up for christsakes , and i would sell my kidney on the blackmarket just to look like her on a bad day! Or are you so surprised to see a body that is natural vs Brooke Hogans fake ol boobies on your column! Jennifer Aniston is gorgeous!
No person stole Brad. Brad wanted to start a family and Jen wanted to maintain her no children self absorbed status. They were already married for 7 years and no children. It would be awful if Brad left a wife with children, but he just left a selfish wife to start a life with a woman that spends time worrying about other things besides herself.
And #24 has every reason to be proud and toot her horn. Tooting your horn does not equal being self absorbed.
#34
You are just jealous that a 40 plus female has a better figure than you!
I live in Southern California and there are a lot of sexy 40 plus women that I would love to fuck.
So having a child when she isn't ready is selfish? I think its selfish to bring a kid into the world when you have your mind in another place.
Second - Angelina? Worries about others? Right. Everything she does is a publicity stunt. Don't be so naive.
Yes not wanting a child has a lot to do with being self absorbed. Jen did not want kids and Brad and Angelina do. Angelina became aware of the starvation of kids from third world countries and decided to do something about it and became a humanitarian. Angelina is a box office success and does not need to do humanitarian work to be famous. Angelina does humanitarian work because she is a giving person. You must hate humanitarians and I bet you are voting for McCain too.
am looking at a big sausage nose, jay leno chin, tiny squinted , on top of each other, worried looking eyes, set on a wrinkled, thin lipped 40 year old frowning face.
she is ugly, she is thin like the rest of hollywood, and i hate her "work"
no one want ur moon crater of a pussy. ur waay conceited to say that about urself. go do grandma things, like knitting, & stop tryin to act younger, ur nothing but a wrinkly ol saggy labia with crows feet & stretch marks.
Let me guess...you're single right? And if by some chance you are married... you probably had to PAY for her.
And I actually don't believe that you have a penis. if you did you wouldn't be threatened by black man with large penises.
how exactly do you know this? because you read it in a magazine? how do you know FOR A FACT that maybe she couldnt' get pregnant you stupid idiot?? i am 33 and have been trying for two years to get pregnant with my husband with no luck - does that mean he should leave me for a skank that can have children? god you people make me sick. you know what? i am GLAD i haven't had kids yet. who the hell wants to bring them into this disgusting world?
and yeah - that SLUT stole brad away. just like she stole billy bob thorton from Laura Dern. she is a marriage wrecking WHORE and someday she is going to get hers.
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