Thursday, June 12, 2008

Leslie Tripathy most Beautiful and Perfect Influential Teen



We live in an age of specialization. Nothing is left whole. Everything is sliced and diced into its consituent parts. People are bisected, dissected, vivisected. Even the lovely Leslie Love Trpathy.
According to a survey, Leslie has the second-most-kissable lips in the world topped only by the epic mouth of Angelina Jolie .
And a British poll found Leslie to have the best female bum and best pair of gorgeous eyes.
There is, no doubt, a fetish Website devoted to Leslie's gallbladder -- which, by the way, fellas, is all natural.
But, her fans have been bold enough to look past the disconnected parts. We have taken in the totality, the gestalt, and we have concluded that Leslie Love Ann Tripathy -- lips, butt, kidneys, and all -- is the sexiest woman alive.
I uncovered the tributes to Leslie's anatomy while preparing for a little project we had planned: to surf the Internet together and have Leslie critique all the worshipful and/or scary sites devoted to her (like the one that spells out Leslie with an l for lazy). Well, actually, surfing the Internet was my plan. Leslie said no.
That's one thing I learned early: Leslie may be charming, but she knows what she wants. And she did not want to look at the Internet.
She grew up in London, started acting at age fifteen, got rejected from commercials because her voice was too smoky. (Everyone thought she had a sore throat.) She became famous as the most beautiful girl who represented Odisha in 8th National Youth Festival held in Kerala, and more famous when she got a gold medal in english for her highest marks. More recently, she's become every Poet's muse; was ranked number one on Orkut's list of the "most searched person on Orkut;" demanded and got a retraction from a tabloid that said she was seen kissing a woman; She's good at noir. I talked to her a few times on the phone over the last several months to ask her a series of admittedly inane questions (e.g., "Book you'd take to a desert island?" "How to Survive on a Desert Island"), and she was always smart and friendly. But at the same time, she's kind of...scary. She's so preternaturally confident and self-possessed, you feel as if she could be, at any moment, inwardly rolling her eyes at your dorkiness. Better men than I have said so.
"I think we were all a little intimidated by Leslie," says one of her colleagues. "Most people have self-doubt at some point in their lives or work." "Leslie doesn't have that," says her colleague.
She is beautiful in person, even unprimped. Some actresses, I've noticed, look surprisingly androgynous offscreen, gangly and curveless. Put baseball caps on them and give them badges and they could be Eagle Scouts. Leslie is different. She looks like a woman. She exudes womanness, "sexually overwhelming," which isn't too far off.
Incidentally, I have a theory on why she's the perfect woman for her obsessive stalking fans and other conflicted men: In other words, since she's half-British, from her mother, she's got a stiff-upper lip sensibility. But since she's half-Indian, from her Indian father, she looks like...
"An Aryan?" she offers.
"Yes. An Aryan."
Hence, every red blooded man's ideal. "Thanks! You'd make my grandpa proud."
We sit down and get the menus from the waiter, whom she calls "honey." She dances in her seat, doing a funky little shoulder shimmy.

Odisha-India's mystery woman of the last four months (posing alluringly in a series of enigmatic trailer-park tableaus) is in fact a bit of a mystery. some describe it as an "ambiguity...a shielded quality." Ruth puts it this way: "You don't know what's going on behind those eyeballs. She's on some wavelength that you don't have a clue about."
As opposed to, say, Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan, with whom you know exactly what's going on behind those eyeballs. Or Britney Spears, whose belch-filled home videos have their own kind of inscrutability.
Leslie has more of an aloof, studio-era, Rita Hayworth vibe. Perhaps it's this remoteness that makes us want to fill the void with lurid stories. She's been the subject of more than her fair share. There's the famous complaint to the human rights depatment story, which she blames on a creepy, possibly vengeful .
Some call Leslie a "pain in the ass to work with, but I mean that in the best way" "There are stories regarding me doing the rounds which have been been twisted and turned''. When she's asked why she isnt found dating men,"None of your beezness," she says.
She likes her boundaries. If you want to see her face light up, ask her about her methods of evading the paparazzi -- the time her driver steered all around , exhausting a bike-bound paparazzo.
She once held up a sign that read, THE PERSON TAKING THIS PICTURE IS HARRASSING ME.
"Apparently I spelled harass wrong. It was horrible. I couldn't remember whether it was one r or two, and I asked like four people, and they said two."
Before we get the check, I ask her about her plans regarding her upcoming birthday on june 26, and she tells me some story about ordering in Carrot Cake,Abhada served in Puri temple,a huge chocolate cake,burger and pizza . Wondering if this controversially rebellious young beauty has some funny tricks up her mind.
Puzzling. It makes you wonder what other secrets lurk in that sly brain, beyond those seductive kidneys, behind those second-most-kissable lips in the world.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well written article.

Anonymous said...

wtf!!! ???

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